Suicide

If (when?) I kill myself, I am going to hang myself in a public place. Like, from a streetlight over a busy intersection.

Why?

Because it’s a spectacle. Hopefully little kids will see it.

And someone will have to cut me down.

And I want people to have the following conversation

1: OMG! He’s dead!

2. OMG What happened!

1. He hung himself!

2. You mean he hanged himself.

Zac Efron + Jeffrey Dahmer

I wonder what Jeffrey Dahmer would do to Zac Efron? Drill a whole in his head and make a big mess of a dead body!? I sure hope so.

I’m not a big Zac Efron fan. He needs to come out of the closet. But I bet Jeffrey Dahmer would like him. Although, Dahmer was more into the black or phillipino type. Zac is a huge wasp and people would probably miss him if he died. Not me, though.

MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER

MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER!!!

Kittens!

Serial Killers are Sexy – Herr Jurgen Bartsch

Serial Killers are SOO SEXY!!!

Next we have Jurgen Bartsch. Why is he sexy?

 

1. He’s German, so he has that whole sexy nazi thing going on
2. He raped and murdered boys when he was young and sexy himself, 19-21
3. Lured tween boys into a mine shaft & dismembered them. He beat off while cutting flesh! 
4. Very handsome, broad shoulders, young face. Check out these sexy pics!

Who, Me?  ^_^

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I’m Sowwy…

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Damn Sexy!!!!

 

Serial Killers Are Sexy – Mr. Jeffrey Dahmer

God serial killers are sexy. 

JEFFREY DAHMER

1. He killed 14 teenage boys
2. He drilled holes in their heads while they were alive and poured acid into them to make them zombies
3. He ate the dead
4. He made a big mess and had bodies all over the place and kept heads in the freezer               
5. He’s 6 feet tall, blond, scruffy & adorable!

Here are some great pics!

 

Aww!!!

Someone had a bad day!

                                       OMG CUTE HIPSTER